PSA: Chris Evans is actually a golden retriever
If it wasn’t enough that Chris Evans, an actor most notable for his roles as Captain America and Not Another Teen Movie’s Jake Wyler, is already handsome, rich, and apparently a decent guy, we’ve just learned something else in his favor: he’s a golden retriever.
While Evans may have done a good job carrying himself like a human throughout many films and TV interviews (he’s an actor after all), the internet has not been fooled. It has, despite his various disguises, gathered substantive proof that shows, without a shadow of a doubt, that Evans is a shaggy yellow dog.
The first suspicions were easy to ignore—even though the hints were there all along. The idea that Evans is a golden retriever was, for a long time, knowledge deeply intuited, but not proved.
Before long, though, a Twitter account called “Chris Evans as Golden Retrievers” was set up to document the phenomenon in great depth.