In a little more than a week, Donald Trump has repeatedly lied about the size of his inauguration crowd, claimed “illegals” cost him the popular vote, instituted a media blackout at the EPA and the U.S. Department of Agriculture, revived the XL Keystone and Dakota pipelines, proposed putting the cost of his border wall on us, floated the idea of bringing back torture, signed an executive order that would block refugees from seven predominantly Muslim countries from entering the U.S., singlehandedly moved the Doomsday Clock forward, and watched Finding Dory. Here’s the thing, though: Trump has a giant, bulbous ass.