Something tells us Air France knows the power of the dark side of the Force—it knows the power of exploiting Star Wars nerds for profit, at least. The company is touting a deal in which it will fly you to Paris, where you will be driven directly to a theater to watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens on December 16, two whole days before it opens in the U.S., something for which it’s definitely worth going into debt. Just think of all those hours you can taunt your friends about knowing the plot first! Well, after a night in a hotel, and then flying home, that is. And after that, there’ll probably be some jag lag, so you’ll need to sleep. But still—like a good six hours of bragging rights, yeah? Take that, Dave in Marketing. You’re bantha fodder to us, pal.