"Andrew"

• aux If every COVID-19 commercial feels the same, it’s because they totally are By Andrew Paul April 16, 2020 | 3:19pm
• aux Please meet Toothy Thomas, unofficial mascot of the pandemic By Andrew Paul April 16, 2020 | 2:30pm
• aux "American Pie" songwriter Don McLean says music "doesn't exist" anymore because "no one believes in anything" By Andrew Paul April 14, 2020 | 5:56pm
• aux We never thought we'd say this, but, please, listen to Gene Simmons By Andrew Paul April 9, 2020 | 3:47pm
• aux Hippos even funnier when you pretend their ass is their face, internet discovers By Andrew Paul April 9, 2020 | 3:02pm
• aux Hulk Hogan manages to simultaneously praise and plagiarize God while weighing in on COVID-19 By Andrew Paul April 7, 2020 | 4:33pm
• aux Lights Out's David Sandberg dropped a new horror short for anyone not scared enough already By Andrew Paul April 2, 2020 | 6:08pm
• aux Grimes films music video against green screen, leaving you monsters free to play your little games By Andrew Paul April 2, 2020 | 3:44pm
• aux Logan Paul trying to sell $90,000 couch he calls one of his only “two regrets in life” By Andrew Paul March 31, 2020 | 8:54pm
• aux Jack Black's on TikTok dancing around in his underwear By Andrew Paul March 31, 2020 | 7:34pm
• aux Thank you, Uganda, for gifting us the best coronavirus PSA song of them all By Andrew Paul March 26, 2020 | 6:01pm
• aux Why are Triscuits called Triscuits? One writer's investigation uncovers the shocking truth By Andrew Paul March 26, 2020 | 3:22pm
• aux Call (855) BY-MAGIC to enjoy illusions from the comfort of your quarantine By Andrew Paul March 24, 2020 | 7:45pm
• aux Italy's mayors aren't fucking around when it comes to COVID-19 By Andrew Paul March 24, 2020 | 4:13pm
• aux Here's a giant list of museums, aquariums, and Panda Cams to virtually visit while stuck indoors By Andrew Paul March 19, 2020 | 4:27pm
• aux "If I get corona, I get corona": Meet the spring-breaking teens who will destroy us all By Andrew Paul March 19, 2020 | 3:01pm
• aux The Metropolitan Opera is streaming free nightly operas for self-isolating culture vultures By Andrew Paul March 17, 2020 | 8:37pm
• aux In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu doodles in this free-to-download Lovecraft coloring book By Andrew Paul March 17, 2020 | 6:15pm
• aux Need a distraction? Help solve the Internet's oldest mystery, Markovian Parallax Denigrate By Andrew Paul March 12, 2020 | 6:00pm
• aux People are swiping right on Tinder to get coronavirus news from Wuhan By Andrew Paul March 10, 2020 | 5:24pm
• aux Foolhardy Redditor reviews every direct-to-video Nic Cage movie from the past decade By Andrew Paul March 10, 2020 | 3:57pm
• aux Read this: The origins of our collective UFO obsession By Andrew Paul March 4, 2020 | 8:54pm
• aux Ben Affleck says he was so bad in Buffy the Vampire Slayer that his one line was dubbed over By Andrew Paul March 4, 2020 | 3:36pm
• aux Become udder-ly enamored with Eve, the cow in Kelly Reichardt's First Cow By Andrew Paul March 3, 2020 | 9:35pm
• aux Look, we know it's 2020, but this new mashup of MGMT and Earth, Wind & Fire is still really good By Andrew Paul March 3, 2020 | 7:08pm