Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Wednesday, June 29. All times are Eastern.
Top picks
Shark Week: Deadliest Sharks (Discovery Channel, 9 p.m.): Shark Week just makes everything easier, so Shark Week top picks—here we come (again). First up in tonight’s shark agenda is Deadliest Sharks: “Using cutting-edge research and thrilling historical evidence, Dr. Michael Domeier and Dr. Barry Bruce go looking for rare oceanic white tip sharks, to see if the species deserve the reputation as the ‘World’s Deadliest Shark.’ History says they are—and when the scientists dive in the Bahamas and off Hawaii, they’re spooked by this very dangerous shark.”
Shark Week: Sharks Vs. Dolphins: Face Off (Discovery Channel, 10 p.m.): Then, we guess sharks and dolphins are finally going to fight. “Sharks and dolphins have shared the ocean for ages, but only recently, scientists have begun to understand the true nature of the relationship between these two masters of the sea. It’s hostile, and dangerous, mainly for dolphins. Dolphins would rather eat fish and swim with humans; sharks would rather eat dolphins and anything they can sink their teeth into. Dr. Mike Heithaus and his team bring new research that may solve why sharks attack dolphins far more than we ever knew.” Remember, if you’re going to be a shark doctor, your first name should probably be Michael/Mike. Also, “LET’S GO DOLPHINS!”/“DOLPHINS SUCK!”
Shark After Dark (Discovery Channel, 11 p.m.): It’s “Night 4” of Shark After Dark, and we know one thing to be true: It’s not a much-belated after show for CBS’ two-season James Wood-starring legal drama. As much as we want it to be, it’s just not. (Though your friendly neighborhood What’s On Tonight contributor would definitely rock the hell out of that hosting gig.) Kevin Hart and Chelsea Handler have both shown up on Shark After Dark so far this week, so that’s what you should really expect. Sorry for the disappointment.
Premieres and finales
Orange Is The New Black (Netflix): Today actually marks the final day of Myles McNutt’s Orange Is The New Black season-four coverage, so that’s a pretty big deal. According to the episode title, “Toast Can’t Never Be Bread Again.” That’s deep. Almost as deep as the treacherous waters in which you’ll find sharks!
Kung Fu Panda: Legends Of Awesomeness (Nickelodeon, 6 p.m.): Kung Fu Panda’s one-hour series finale airs tonight, and while we can’t guarantee sharks, at least we can guarantee a singular panda. What can you expect from “Emperor’s Rules”? “Po becomes Head of Imperial Security when Lu Kang returns to the Valley of Peace as Emperor. When an evil menace rises, Po has to turn to some surprising allies to save the day.” Apparently the episode has already aired outside of the United States, so be careful if you’re trying to avoid spoilers. Except for the thing about no sharks—that should have been obvious.
U.S. Olympic Trials: Swimming (NBC, 8 p.m.): If it doesn’t end up like this (or at least with sharks), we’re not interested: