Stephen Colbert settles for ex-presidential wisdom when he can't lure Jimmy Carter back to politics

On Friday’s Late Show, host Stephen Colbert welcomed 93-year-old former President Jimmy Carter for a friendly chat—with an ulterior motive. First, Colbert, introducing the former POTUS as a Nobel Prize winner, nuclear engineer, and peanut farmer, was content to praise Carter’s post-presidency career as tireless philanthropist, best-selling inspirational author, and seemingly unimpeachable nice guy. Noting that he was planning to meet with fellow ex-Presidents George W. Bush and Bill Clinton tomorrow, the ever-gracious Carter rolled with Colbert’s joke about Donald Trump raising all the exes’ variously embattled legacies up a few notches, before displaying some more of that graciousness in response to Colbert’s question about whether the famously devout Carter prays for Trump. Taking a beat, Carter gave the sort of skillful half-answer you only master after spending 75 years or so in the political arena. Telling Colbert that he, indeed prays, if more for Trump not to nuke the world, trample human rights, and basically get his racist, toddler-impulsive shit together (paraphrasing), Carter told Colbert an anecdote about his pastor’s advice on prayer. Explaining that God has three answers to prayer (yes, no, and you’ve gotta be kidding Me), Carter chuckled that he’s not sure what answer he’s gotten yet.