T. rex tackles the American Ninja Warrior course, exceeds expectations
Like all great Empires, the United States measures the success of its civilization not on the amount of transcendent art produced, or the happiness of its citizens, but rather on the ability of jacked-up amateur athletes to run some sort of obstacle course and then bump chests, or maybe pat each other’s butts. In recent years, that ritual has taken place on American Ninja Warrior, a televised display of both male and female bro-dom that is nevertheless incredibly addicting to watch. (And incredibly difficult, to boot—it wasn’t until a year ago that someone finally won.)