Oh God, Ted Cruz just told Bernie Sanders to "Curb Your Enthusiasm"

Here is the tragedy of Ted Cruz’s permanently embryonic comedy career in a single, easily sound-bite-able moment: Even when he unleashes a hypothetically effective zinger—as he did at tonight’s tax debate against Bernie Sanders, referencing the Vermont senator’s Larry David connection by telling him to “Curb your…

Here's video of Larry David being as happy as Larry David gets about being related to Bernie Sanders

Earlier this year, Larry David—always looking for new ways to insert awkwardness into the universe—spilled a secret he wasn’t supposed to share from the then-upcoming season of PBS’s celebrity genealogy show Finding Your Roots With Henry Louis Gates, JR. The Curb Your Enthusiasm star was apparently just too delighted…

Bernie Sanders managed to find one nice thing to say about Donald Trump on The Late Show

To be honest, Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) really only said one good thing about Donald Trump if you sort of squish together the two guardedly neutral things he finally managed to come up with after a very long “Ummm...” on Thursday’s Late Show With Stephen Colbert. For the record, he agrees with Trump’s campaign…

Watch Henry Rollins explain why Bernie Sanders and Lady Gaga are punk

Punk icon Henry Rollins is already a pretty fiery guy, so bringing him on First We Feast’s “Hot Ones” to suck down the hottest wings on the planet was a tricky proposition. Luckily, Rollins keeps his cool through each tasting, though the heat does seem to tighten his every muscle, making Rollins burrow into himself,…

Hillary Clinton says “Bernie bros” helped Trump win

Today in “Hoo, boy”: Hillary Clinton’s election memoir, What Happened, includes a passage in which she writes that Bernie Sanders’ die-hard supporters are partially to blame for Donald Trump’s win. The excerpt—which has been shared by The Daily Dot and is currently making the rounds—acknowledges Sanders’ support…

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In his Summer Election Special 2016, Triumph is the satirist we deserve right now

Robert Smigel’s had his hand up inside Triumph The Insult Comic Dog for nearly 20 years now. Sure, one irate t-shirt seller at the Republican National Convention smacks the puppet’s head clean off partway through Triumph’s 2016 Summer Election Special, but Smigel just flaps his naked hand to pursue his line of…

Read This: Sarah Silverman talks about the DNC and how that “ridiculous” thing happened

The first day of the Democratic National Convention got surprisingly rowdy last night, as speaker after speaker had to put up with some disgruntled Bernie Sanders supporters in the audience voicing their frustrations every time anybody said something positive about Hillary Clinton. However, longtime Bernie supporter…