The worst Christmas song is here and it's almost 9 hours long
Contrary to popular sentiment, there are good Christmas songs. The problem, of course, is that living through late…
Mariah Carey is still making a shit-ton of money off “All I Want For Christmas Is You”
There’s one of them at every winter holiday gathering. “Happy capitalist exploitation day!” they’ll sarcastically…
It's dark and hell is hot, but at least we have DMX's "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Everything is awful and it’s Christmas, when the free-floating anxieties of the year are only compounded by the forced…