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Nashville strips Kid Rock of prestigious "parade marshal" title

12/01/18 1:05PM

FEC declares Kid Rock couldn't have run for senate as "Kid Rock," thus clearing him of federal complaints

Randall Colburn

11/26/18 12:20PM

Everything is so stupid that people actually believe Kid Rock is now a senator

11/07/18 11:32AM

For Our Consideration

For Our Consideration

In 1998, rap-rock and nü-metal really did seem like the future

Kid Rock to follow Donald Trump into the WWE Hall of Fame

Kid Rock has donated money raised during his fake Senate run to a conservative voters group

The court will now hear the case of Kid Rock versus the circus

Kid Rock says he's not running for Senate, which should be a relief but isn't

10/24/17 2:38PM

Great Job Internet

Great Job Internet

Let's see what we can figure out about Kid Rock's politics from a bunch of his live shows

If Kid Rock is preparing a Senate run, he's doing a bad job of it

9/15/17 10:10AM

Senate hopeful Kid Rock loves black people, is tough on single moms

9/11/17 12:01PM

Kid Rock responds to watchdog concerns with a senatorial "Go fuck yourselves"

New restaurant forces the words "Kid Rock" and "taste" into same sentence

GOP super PAC expresses support for future senator Kid Rock

Kid Rock admits his Senate run is a stunt, will probably win anyway

7/27/17 10:20AM

Great Job Internet

Great Job Internet

And now, the 150 worst albums made by men

Kid Rock announces tour, still plans to run for Senate

7/14/17 12:37PM

UPDATE: Oh god, Kid Rock’s “senate run” has a web site now

Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent join Donald Trump for dinner, widespread depression

Future senator Kid Rock shot grills out of the sky—for America

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