Nashville strips Kid Rock of prestigious "parade marshal" title
It’s like our grandpa always told us (often unprompted, and at increasingly loud volumes over the years): If you call…
FEC declares Kid Rock couldn't have run for senate as "Kid Rock," thus clearing him of federal complaints
We all had a brief chuckle when Confederate flag-loving rap-rocker Kid Rock teased a Michigan Senate run, then a…
Everything is so stupid that people actually believe Kid Rock is now a senator
Kid Rock, most of us are thankful to know, was never actually running for Senate. Though both material and psychological
In 1998, rap-rock and nü-metal really did seem like the future
On August 18, 1998, two albums were released that would migrate two misunderstood genres from minor curiosities to…
Kid Rock to follow Donald Trump into the WWE Hall of Fame
Arnold Schwarzenegger may be threatening to sue oil companies for knowingly destroying the environment with fossil…
Kid Rock has donated money raised during his fake Senate run to a conservative voters group
After months of disingenuously building a pro-black, anti-single mom platform, Kid Rock finally gave up the ship late…
The court will now hear the case of Kid Rock versus the circus
These days, we’ll take our laughs where we can get them, including lawsuits between two abhorrent parties—like the…
Kid Rock says he's not running for Senate, which should be a relief but isn't
Kid Rock dismissed those distressingly plausible rumors that he was preparing a run for Senate on Howard Stern’s Sirius…
Let's see what we can figure out about Kid Rock's politics from a bunch of his live shows
As if it wasn’t enough to inflict the evils of “All Summer Long” upon the world, Robert James “Kid Rock” Ritchie’s loomi…
If Kid Rock is preparing a Senate run, he's doing a bad job of it
Kid Rock really seems to be following in Donald Trump’s footsteps with his political aspirations—they’ve both espoused…
Senate hopeful Kid Rock loves black people, is tough on single moms
Up until now, we’d assumed that Kid Rock (born Robert James Ritchie) would make his dubious Senate run on a simple…
Kid Rock responds to watchdog concerns with a senatorial "Go fuck yourselves"
Michigan resident Robert Ritchie—known to fans as that Cicero of shitty country-rap, Kid Rock—has fired back at…
New restaurant forces the words "Kid Rock" and "taste" into same sentence
Providing the inspirational message that anybody can become a successful restaurateur, even if they look like a walking …
GOP super PAC expresses support for future senator Kid Rock
Suggesting that someone, somewhere, stumbled mid-bender upon a magic Schlitz can, and decided to waste the one wish it…
Kid Rock admits his Senate run is a stunt, will probably win anyway
The twin cults of celebrity worship and willful ignorance reach their apotheosis in the figure of one Robert James…
And now, the 150 worst albums made by men
As an accompaniment to this week’s NPR list that put forth a new canon of 150 great records made by women, our friends…
Kid Rock announces tour, still plans to run for Senate
The news of Kid Rock’s potential Senate candidacy has raised several questions: Would he be sworn in under his stage…
UPDATE: Oh god, Kid Rock’s “senate run” has a web site now
Rap-rock grill shooter Kid Rock is one step closer to vision-boarding his rise to public office into the world, with The…
Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent join Donald Trump for dinner, widespread depression
Fulfilling his promise to surround himself with “only the best and most serious people,” Donald Trump assembled the…
Future senator Kid Rock shot grills out of the sky—for America
Demonstrating the classic pro-American values of ambition, can-do-it-iveness, and shooting at shit you’ve launched into…