A janky, low-budget sci-fi comedy adopts the window dressing of COVID-19 in order to deliver a lot of shouting. So,…
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Kid Rock's PR (himself) assures us Kid Rock has "gay friends" while doubling down on homophobic slur
After recent footage surfaced showing Kid Rock yelling slurs at concertgoers, he used the same slur to reassure…
Spite ruins lives, sure, but it’s hard to deny the quiet catharsis of a bad deed returned in kind, even if it’s…
If a satirical lyricist—a Weird Al type, perhaps—were to tackle this news story, it might go a little something like…
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America’s Thanksgiving traditions are as bizarre as they are ironclad; regardless of your personal feelings on the…
Borat was inescapable following its release in 2006, beloved by critics and audiences alike. With humble origins as…
It’s like our grandpa always told us (often unprompted, and at increasingly loud volumes over the years): If you…
We all had a brief chuckle when Confederate flag-loving rap-rocker Kid Rock teased a Michigan Senate run, then a…
Kid Rock, most of us are thankful to know, was never actually running for Senate. Though both material and psychologi…
On August 18, 1998, two albums were released that would migrate two misunderstood genres from minor curiosities to…
Arnold Schwarzenegger may be threatening to sue oil companies for knowingly destroying the environment with fossil…
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After months of disingenuously building a pro-black, anti-single mom platform, Kid Rock finally gave up the ship…
These days, we’ll take our laughs where we can get them, including lawsuits between two abhorrent parties—like the…
As if it wasn’t enough to inflict the evils of “All Summer Long” upon the world, Robert James “Kid Rock” Ritchie’s lo…
Kid Rock really seems to be following in Donald Trump’s footsteps with his political aspirations—they’ve both…
Up until now, we’d assumed that Kid Rock (born Robert James Ritchie) would make his dubious Senate run on a simple…
Providing the inspirational message that anybody can become a successful restaurateur, even if they look like a…
Suggesting that someone, somewhere, stumbled mid-bender upon a magic Schlitz can, and decided to waste the one wish…