Papa John's is no longer the "official pizza of the NFL"

Papa John’s used to be known for making medium-good pizza pies, but the company inadvertently found itself in the middle of an extra-large shitshow last year when CEO John Schnatter—Papa John himself—suggested that the NFL protests were hurting sales because of Papa John’s status as the “official pizza of the NFL.” …

Highway covered in pizzas somehow does not end up a delicious experience for everyone

In what looks like the work of that nefarious Noid, a tractor trailer spilled a lifetime’s worth of Tombstone frozen pizza across the I-30 freeway after crashing into an overpass in Arkansas yesterday. No one was injured, but the pizzas blanketed a vast swath of the highway, causing massive delays and robust hunger…

Read This: The glorious history of pizza dipping sauces

Here’s the thing about dips: If there is one, and no one is around to judge us, we will dip anything into it. Hey, if it makes bread taste better, it will surely do the same for everything else on your plate, be it veggies, steak, or cake. Is there a food that’s not enhanced by ranch? Or Papa John’s garlic dipping…

Apple has been quietly sitting on a revolutionary pizza box design for years

Apple’s post-Steve Jobs output hasn’t been extremely exciting, unless you’re one of the people convincing themselves they actually like their Apple Watch, but that might be because the company has been hoarding its truly great innovations for its own employees. Today, Wired posted a glimpse into Apple’s new campus, a…

Get up close and personal with one of the world’s best slices of Sicilian pizza

Lost somewhere in the middle of the never-ending New York-Chicago pizza debate is the Sicilian-style pie. Its airy crust is far thicker than the typical flatbread-like New York pie, but it’s not quite as thick as Chicago’s traditional deep dish and lacks that pie’s towering walls of crust. Sicilian lands somewhere in…

“Pizzagate” conspiracy theorists question how no one has noticed Guy Fieri is an Illuminati wizard

No longer content with the power owed him as the sovereign lord of Flavortown, royal bearer of the Frosted Tips, Guy Fieri has been outed by those in the know as a dark wizard and secret Illuminati king. And in case the intersection between food and wizard-based conspiracy theories didn’t tip you off immediately, he’s…

Alex Jones actually kind of apologized for “Pizzagate”

There’s fake news, and then there’s inventing conspiracy theories saying that the Clinton campaign is at the center of a child sex-trafficking ring run out of a suburban D.C. pizza shop. That latter outrageous fiction is known as “Pizzagate,” and today, months after a 28-year-old North Carolina man opened fire inside…

The story behind Domino’s “we’re sorry for sucking” campaign

For its latest cover story, Bloomberg Businessweek digs into the thriving business model of the once-maligned Domino’s Pizza. And for those who don’t subscribe to the print magazine, Bloomberg created a super-sleek online presentation of its Domino’s story. Much like the franchise itself, the online article is full of…

A man is suing Papa John’s for texting him too much

Nobody likes a clingy friend who constantly has to check in to see what you’re doing, especially if that clingy friend is Papa John Schnatter—or at least the Papa John’s pizza chain he started. According to TMZ, a man named Jonathan Anozie actually got so many texts from his local Papa John’s that he’s suing the…