John Oliver reminds us that May 12 is the next chance for Donald Trump to truly murder everyone

Usually, Last Week Tonight sees host John Oliver summing up a truly terrible situation and then revealing the cheekily imaginative stunt he and his team have come up with to at least theoretically nudge said situation in the direction of sanity. And while Sunday’s show saw Oliver, indeed, doing his signature comic…

Fox News to launch streaming service, because 24 hours a day of defending the rich isn't enough

You wouldn’t know it if your social media feed mostly consists of Trump hair memes, but Fox News had a damn good year in 2017. Whether because of a loyal fanbase or a President who tweets policy decisions based on whatever the channel aired five minutes ago, Fox stayed profitable in an era of shrinking viewership,…

Sean Hannity thinks there is "secret sperm" hiding in Obama's presidential portrait

Yesterday, Barack and Michelle Obama unveiled their astonishing presidential portraits to universal acclaim. Artist Kehinde Wiley portrays the former president as concerned, probing, and calm, with just the faintest hint of a smirk playing across his lips; he is settled within a radiant, repeating wall of foliage,…

Who is Form Submission 1649, and why do they hate Sean Hannity's Twitter account?

The Deep State got even deeper (and more stately) this weekend, when Sean Hannity’s Twitter account—the only place to find all the hottest car crash vids to distract ourselves from the objective existence of truth—was briefly taken down. It’s back, now, but people have already gone full pizza-parlor-pedophile ring in…

Heartbroken Sean Hannity gives Roy Moore 24 hours to restore his lost innocence

Sean Hannity pivoted tonight like an online publication that’s just caught wind of video, turning his back on Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore after days of championing his cause amidst rumors of a long-established pattern of alleged sexual misconduct. Hannity—who is, of course, motivated at all times only by his…

A bunch of idiots are trashing their Keurigs to get back at liberals

After Sean Hannity made some questionable statements about statutory rape—even he agreed he should clarify what he said about politician Roy Moore’s “relationship” with a 14-year-old girl—Newsweek reported several advertisers were pulling spots from his Fox News show. These include such fine, upstanding brands as…

Seth Meyers takes a closer look at Fox News’ desperate Trump-Russia distraction tactics

If there’s one principle a good political comedian like Seth Meyers operates on, it’s intellectual honesty. Which makes Fox News—cable news’ black hole of intellectual dishonesty—a prime source of material. On Thursday’s Late Night With Seth Meyers, the host employed Fox News’ kryptonite—Fox News broadcasts—to show…

Somehow Harry Shearer has given us a wonderful video of Sean Hannity vaping

Sean Hannity hates a lot of people and things—44th President Barack Obama, immigrants, practical healthcare solutions, and, of course, fact-based reporting. One of the only things he does seem to love is blowing fat clouds, as evidenced by a great clip of the Fox News star enjoying a rip from his vape pen recently…