Fox News to launch streaming service, because 24 hours a day of defending the rich isn't enough

You wouldn’t know it if your social media feed mostly consists of Trump hair memes, but Fox News had a damn good year in 2017. Whether because of a loyal fanbase or a President who tweets policy decisions based on whatever the channel aired five minutes ago, Fox stayed profitable in an era of shrinking viewership,…

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Who is Form Submission 1649, and why do they hate Sean Hannity's Twitter account?

The Deep State got even deeper (and more stately) this weekend, when Sean Hannity’s Twitter account—the only place to find all the hottest car crash vids to distract ourselves from the objective existence of truth—was briefly taken down. It’s back, now, but people have already gone full pizza-parlor-pedophile ring in…

Heartbroken Sean Hannity gives Roy Moore 24 hours to restore his lost innocence

Sean Hannity pivoted tonight like an online publication that’s just caught wind of video, turning his back on Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore after days of championing his cause amidst rumors of a long-established pattern of alleged sexual misconduct. Hannity—who is, of course, motivated at all times only by his…

A bunch of idiots are trashing their Keurigs to get back at liberals

After Sean Hannity made some questionable statements about statutory rape—even he agreed he should clarify what he said about politician Roy Moore’s “relationship” with a 14-year-old girl—Newsweek reported several advertisers were pulling spots from his Fox News show. These include such fine, upstanding brands as…

Seth Meyers takes a closer look at Fox News’ desperate Trump-Russia distraction tactics

If there’s one principle a good political comedian like Seth Meyers operates on, it’s intellectual honesty. Which makes Fox News—cable news’ black hole of intellectual dishonesty—a prime source of material. On Thursday’s Late Night With Seth Meyers, the host employed Fox News’ kryptonite—Fox News broadcasts—to show…

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Good boy Sean Hannity manages to stick to “no petty political fighting” pledge for 8 whole hours

Now that we’re living in world that might literally tweet its own way into an all-out nuclear war at any moment, it’s more important than ever to cling to the few certainties that are left to us as poor, helpless, non-presidential mortals. Puppies will still playfully frolic. Young lovers will still meet upon the…

Sarah Huckabee Sanders follows one “journalist” on Twitter and guess who it is

It’s hard to imagine a job more soul-crushing than serving as Donald Trump’s press secretary. All the contradictions, lies, and aggressions of this administration are brought down to bear on this figurehead, who must then attempt to reshape reality itself into a new cosmos in which Trump’s race-baiting, apocalyptic…