YouTube now removing videos of people eating Tide Pods, because people are still eating fucking Tide Pods

In a future that is rapidly approaching, if not already arrived, our children will be raised entirely by YouTube. Not just in the sense that we will be parking them in front of nightmarish procedurally generated approximations of educational content for countless hours a day, but also in the sense that YouTube will be…

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Cut your life into pieces, watch teens sing “Last Resort” (cue riff)

“Last Resort,” the 2000 single by Papa Roach, has had a weird second life as a symbol of turn-of-the-millennium eyebrow-ring angst. In some ways, this is to the song’s credit: as trite as the lyrics are, they pack a surprising amount of specificity into their brand of suburban adolescent fury, and singer Jacoby…

First clip from Kevin Smith’s Yoga Hosers is totally not basic, fellow teens

Kevin Smith is 45 years old, but that doesn’t mean he’s out of touch with today’s #teens. If anything, a movie like Cop Out is just as relevant with today’s high school students as it was when it first came out, which is truly a testament to that film’s consistent level of appeal. Finally, though, Smith is making a…