Michael B. Jordan buys teen a new retainer after she bit through it during his shirtless Black Panther scene

It looks like all that training Michael B. Jordan did for Black Panther paid off. Not only does he come across as a physically formidable opponent for the titular hero to fight, but his shirtless scenes are inspiring record levels of thirst in a certain percentage of the audience. In one case, the sight of Jordan’s…

It’s come to this: People really want to fuck Rick Sanchez

Since Adult Swim’s Rick And Morty garnered its infamously rabid fanbase, there have been numerous discussions about whether Rick Sanchez is a character viewers should admire or try to emulate in any way. But few would have predicted that, in 2017, we’d be discussing whether or not the burping, alcoholic, misanthropic,…

Gaze upon a bygone era with this collection of hotties from MTV’s Next

There are countless visual and textual documents committed to preserving and/or mocking the attitudes and fashions of previous decades. In the ’00s, however, America’s youth lacked a prevailing aesthetic, as the decade found itself influenced by a jarring amalgam of overwhelming tragedy, boy bands, Fred Dursts, and…

Here’s a one-stop shop for images of Nazis getting punched in the face

While the debate rages on about whether it’s okay to punch Nazis in the face out in the real world, it turns out we really like watching them get punched in the face in our fiction—so much so, in fact, that a new Tumblr page is documenting all those Nazi beat-downs in one place. The Tumblr is called Nazis Gettin’…

A 16-year-old’s “Last Message” Tumblr is surprisingly poignant

The cold hard truth is that teens are taking over the world, and nowhere more so than Tumblr, where it turns out many of the most popular blogs are run by people too young to vote. For instance, the heartbreaking site The Last Message—a Tumblr that documents anonymous final exchanges of all kinds—is run by a…

All is vanity at this Tumblr that replaces famous movie guns with selfie sticks

One of the most infamous switcheroos in movie history occurred in 2002, when director Steven Spielberg released a 20th anniversary version of his E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial that replaced the government agent’s guns with walkie-talkies. That decision was not greeted with universal applause, and Spielberg eventually…

James Bond’s nipples “erect for no fucking reason” in this gender-flipped movie treatment

It’s been 63 years since Ian Fleming’s first James Bond novel and 54 years since the inaugural Bond film. After all these decades, it remains one of the most proudly chauvinist franchises in cinema history, with scores of young, scantily-clad, and ultimately disposable love interests for the older, more sophisticated…

Read This: Why does Hollywood keep deleting women’s faces from posters?

If there is one seemingly iron-clad rule in movie marketing it’s this: Whenever possible, avoid showing a woman’s entire face on a movie poster. It’s okay to reduce her to legs, lips, or a torso. But if a woman’s eyes, nose, and mouth are all visible simultaneously, people might get the impression that that she’s an…

Harry Potter and the I.T. Guy: The muggle fixing Hogwarts’ technical difficulties

Nearly 20 years after the death of Voldemort, Hogwarts faces a new tormentor: technologies of the 21st century. Many witches and wizards, talented though they are in the area of loud bangs and smells and sudden disappearings, are yet unable to penetrate the veiled mysteries of weak wi-fi signals, faulty Bluetooth…

Read This: A haunting little comic about a mysterious radio station

It’s a prospect that would intrigue any die-hard, adventurous music lover: There’s this mysterious, staticky, barely audible radio station playing the best songs ever each midnight, but no one in town knows “a goddamned thing” about it, not even the handful of other people who have heard it. That’s the situation…