We can all learn something from the story of Soulja Boy selling dragon dildos on Twitter

Back in 2007, a young man by the name of Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em broke onto the music scene with his hit single “Crank That (Soulja Boy).” It was a massive hit. With his viral-video-inspiring dance routines and lesser-known songs about Dragon Ball Z, Soulja Boy seemed destined for a lifetime of success. But here we are, a…

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Michael B. Jordan buys teen a new retainer after she bit through it during his shirtless Black Panther scene

It looks like all that training Michael B. Jordan did for Black Panther paid off. Not only does he come across as a physically formidable opponent for the titular hero to fight, but his shirtless scenes are inspiring record levels of thirst in a certain percentage of the audience. In one case, the sight of Jordan’s…