The best song you'll hear today is about getting unfollowed by Chrissy Teigen on Twitter

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Though despised by both the president and the cult of Q, Chrissy Teigen is by and large beloved on Twitter, where the model and host is as likely to retweet an irreverent shitposter as she is one of her celeb pals. It was a good day, then, when rising comedian/musician Nick Lutsko got a follow from her. It was an infinitely worse day when, some time later, he realized she had rescinded that follow. Lutsko, the genius behind viral parodies like “Emo Trump” and Alex-Jones-as-Bon-Iver, processed the news the best way he knows how: through song.