The fourth season of Childrens Hospital is here to heal your funny bone (and other horrifying ailments)
Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Thursday, August 9. All times are Eastern.
TOP PICK
Childrens Hospital (Cartoon Network, 11:59 p.m.): Attention staff: After a fallow period where television has been precariously low on self-centered pediatric physicians and deadpan parodies of medical dramas, Childrens Hospital returns for its fourth season (the third to première on Adult Swim). There isn’t a single funny person in the world today who hasn’t been involved with this show in some way (not really, but it’s a hell of a funny cast that receives frequent assists from funny people not on the hospital payroll), so join David Sims as he keeps working toward realizing the dreams of Arthur Childrens.
REGULAR COVERAGE
2012 Summer Olympics (NBC, 8 p.m.): Along with snowboarding in the Winter Olympics, BMX is one of the few areas where the programs of the Olympic Games overlaps with that of The X Games. And yet, somehow, we’ve had the damnedest time finding someone to cover tonight’s primetime coverage from London. Expect one extreme-sports freak to step forward by the time the wheels start spinning.
Project Runway (Lifetime, 9 p.m.): John Teti’s triumphant return to the Runway beat just so happens to coincide with what’s promising to be the most bonkers episode of the season. You’ll appreciate his withering color commentary all the more when one of the season’s designers just up and quits.
Burn Notice (USA, 9 p.m.): Dear TV writers: Let’s call a moratorium on the following character names: Michael, Jesse, and Pearce. Unless The A.V. Club’s collective fantasy is coming true, and Scott Von Doviak gets to be the lucky so and so who reviews an episode where Michael Bluth stages a fake arrest (With help from the Hot Cops?) while Jesse Pinkman and Pierce Hawthorne change the spelling of Pierce’s first name and cook up a scheme together.
Wilfred (FX, 10 p.m.): Wilfred sees his world crumbling around him—not just because Ryan asks Amanda to move in with him, but also because the world might be ending. Rowan Kaiser battens down the doomsday shelter.
Suits (USA, 10 p.m.): Flashback! Mike and Harvey assess the present by considering their past, a choice that will hopefully be echoed by a trip through the decades that puts the show’s stars in a series of era-appropriate suits. Probably not, but Carrie Raisler can dream, can’t she?
Louie (FX, 10:30 p.m.): Louis C.K. asks the big “How did I get here?” questions this week, too—though that’ll happen to anyone who finds themselves in an IKEA. This is not Nathan Rabin’s self-assembled bedroom set! This is not his beautiful plate of meatballs!
Awkward. (MTV, 10:30 p.m.): Kristoffer Polaha (Mad Men’s philandering neighbor Carlton, also late of Life Unexpected) looks to ruin another TV marriage when he shows up to rekindle an old high-school romance with Jenna’s mom. Myles McNutt thinks the guy could use a break, though—he did just come off a full season of Ringer, after all.