The Kid Mero, speaking for us all, calls Tucker Carlson a "worm in a bowtie and a 3rd grade haircut"
It’s hard to think of any public figure who deserves an ass-kicking more than Fox News’ Tucker Carlson. Night after night, befuddled expression on his face while he espouses a barely obscured white supremacy couched in“civil” doublespeak, Carlson all but begs for someone to come along and return his aggression with some of their own.
Well, following one of his recent tirades against the usual suspects—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, feminism, and, uh, doing anything about climate change—Desus & Mero’s The Kid Mero has started relentlessly goofing on Carlson. Mero was inspired by the very tough Fox host’s description of MSNBC’s Chris Hayes as “what every man would be if feminists ever achieved absolute power in this country: apologetic, bespectacled, and deeply concerned about global warming.”
Replying to a now-deleted tweet, Mero provides the lovely image of Carlson’s retired—but never forgotten—bowtie spinning “around like Daffy Duck’s beak” after getting hit. He also paints a vivid picture of the Fox host throwing “a haymaker that misses badly but propels him into a wall,” which is absolutely gorgeous.
Too much momentum to stop, Mero continues to very accurately sum up Carlson as the overgrown version of the schoolyard snitch.