The new Tales From The Crypt will have a Cryptkeeper, Shyamalan confirms

Good afternoon, boils and ghouls! It’s your pal the Cryptkeeper, here to bury your concerns that your slay-vorite horror host won’t be back to punctuate each episode of the revived Tales From The Crypt with my bloodcurdling wordplay! Well, you can take it straight from the horror-se’s mouth, kiddies: This BOO-mor is about as reliable as my first wife…and equally as rotten! Hahahahaha!

[Pan back to reveal the Cryptkeeper, dressed in clergy robes, standing next to a rotting corpse in a bridal gown. He picks up her skeletal hand to kiss it, and her arm falls off. He tosses it aside.]

Why, without yours BOOly, Tales From The Crypt is nothing more than some third-rate horror anthology scare-ies like The Sigh-light Groan or Snails From The Dark-Died! My executive pro-BOO-cer M. Night Shyamalan admitted as much during a panel at WonderCon last weekend, where he said “there will” be a Cryptkeeper on his version of my show, and that the series will follow the classic episodic format! He would have said more, but I made him sign a…GAG order!