The Oh, Hello boys would also be perfectly happy to host the Oscars, you know, if anyone is asking
Suggesting one possible way the Academy might get out of the increasingly difficult question of “Who the fuck is going to host next year’s Oscars, huh?” that it’s currently facing—i.e., “Pick two guys with so many skeletons, dead wives, and tuna in their closets that no one can choose just one thing to yell at them about”—the stars of Broadway’s Oh, Hello are now offering their services to the embattled institution. Indeed, George St. Geegland and Gil Faizon—charmed, we’re sure—have assured fans that they’ve already taken the jobs, and that the wheels are now steadily in motion for them to make the gig their own.