This Week In Terrifying Hybrids
This Week In Terrifying Hybrids 1. "If They Mated" + Us Weekly + boredom = Hollywood In 2026
There are a lot of things wrong with this. Zahara's gigantic nose. The fact that Sean Preston somehow becomes Asian. That
Us Weekly is still publishing in 2026. But the grossest part about this is the disturbing meltiness around the eyes. You would think that a "forensic imaging specialist" would be able to make a composite that doesn't look like someone wearing a fuzzy, unflattering mask complete with frosty highlights.
(If you want to see the melting process, go
here.)
Thanks for making me feel sorry for Barron Trump, Us. 2. Mario Cantone's vocal cords + hair care products + a complete disregard for people's irritation threshold = those "Get Hairapy" ads
Has anyone else endured these? (Watch one