Cleveland Browns vs. Miami Dolphins (Sunday, 1 p.m., CBS): Miami 5, Cleveland 0.

Denver Broncos vs. Cincinnati Bengals (Sunday, 1 p.m., CBS): Cin…cin…na…ti 22, Denver 19. I think about this Simpsons gag every week when I do the Cincinnati pick.

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Washington vs. New York Giants (Sunday, 1 p.m., Fox): New York 14, Washington 10. Look out, Washington! The mushed bananas they fed Eli Manning for lunch weren’t mushy enough, so he’s real cranky this week.

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Arizona Cardinals vs. Buffalo Bills (Sunday, 1 p.m., Fox): Arizona 35, Buffalo 20.

Minnesota Vikings vs. Carolina Panthers (Sunday, 1 p.m., Fox): Carolina 31, Minnesota 21.

Detroit Lions vs. Green Bay Packers (Sunday, 1 p.m., Fox): Green Bay 24, Detroit 18. Green Bay punter Jake Schum. Still punting. Still shirtless.

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Los Angeles Rams vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Sunday, 4:05 p.m., Fox): Tampa Bay 17, Los Angeles 16.

San Francisco 49ers vs. Seattle Seahawks (Sunday, 4:05 p.m., Fox): Seattle 13, San Francisco 9.

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New York Jets vs. Kansas City Chiefs (Sunday, 4:25 p.m., CBS): Kansas City 24, New York 20. New York quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick was named the AFC Offensive Player Of The Week (an award presented to the quarterback who faced a Rob Ryan defense that week). But New York wide receiver Eric Decker has his own fashion card.

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Chicago Bears vs. Dallas Cowboys (Sunday, 8:30 p.m., NBC): Dallas 21, Chicago 10.

Atlanta Falcons vs. New Orleans Saints (Monday, 8:30 p.m., ESPN): New Orleans 30, Atlanta 6.

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Register Of Truth

Block & Tackle prediction record for 2016 season: 32-0

Untruthful games last week: 9

Untruthful games overall in 2016: 14

Block & Tackle Week 3 Picks: Pocket Edition