United now Hell’s official airline after scorpion stings passenger mid-flight
In what is, somehow, only the second most horrifying thing to happen to a passenger on a United Airlines flight this week, CNN reports that a scorpion fell out of one of the airline’s overhead bins on Sunday, landing on a passenger’s head, and then stinging him when he tried to remove it. “Oh my god, that’s a scorpion,” someone else loudly declared, as one does when a seemingly normal airplane suddenly transforms into a game of Pitfall. The scorpion was then grabbed by United crew, forcibly dragged into the plane’s bathroom, and re-accomodated into the toilet, where it was flushed.