UPDATE: House Of Cards says “FU” to America on March 4

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As would-be public servants bicker tonight over who most hates taxes and loves the convenient parts of the American dream, a true leader is preparing to cut through the clutter and address his waiting people. That’s right: House Of Cards’ Smirker In Chief, President Frank Underwood, is expected to address the nation tonight, briefly distracting us from the spectacle of the latest GOP debate with the (relatively more welcome) spectacle of Kevin Spacey’s terrifying Southern drawl slipping from betwixt his barbecue sauce-stained lips.