“Don’t Doubt Ur Vibe” comes with cover art of that fucking Cybertruck flying above Mars’ atmosphere and provides four minutes of instantly forgettable beats punctuated by a pitch-shifted Musk repeating “Don’t doubt your vibe, because it’s true.”

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“I wrote the lyrics & performed the vocals!!” Musk assures listeners. To prove this, he posted photos of himself working in the studio—just a normal guy who decides one day to record an EDM track and heads to a state of the art studio to do so—and changed his Twitter so his name reads “E ‘D’ M,” his cover photo shows him sitting in front of a laptop in the studio, and his bio proudly tells us he was “born 69 days after 4/20.”

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Last night, overflowing with creative energy, he shared the news that his song was just about to drop, promising that it exists, is “hard,” and would release on ... “Emo G Records.” Two of these statements are, at least, true.

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This isn’t the first time Musk has graced us with his music. Last spring, long after the meme had fallen out of fashion, “Emo G Records” released a Harambe rap. We can take solace in the fact that he seems to improving slightly in his craft, progressing from outright awful to bland.

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But any hope that just tweeting out these kind of songs and changing his Twitter would be the extent of all this, we’re sorry to tell you that Musk seems to just be getting started. He has found out about that Witcher song and the Joker staircase meme, and he’s so very excited to share that with the world.

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Happy Friday. Try not to think too much about the people who currently rule our world.

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