“Weird Al” Yankovic is the debate moderator this country needs

“Weird Al” Yankovic is, in many ways, the opposite of Donald Trump: He’s a humble, self-made success who seems quite secure with the size of his hands, not to mention that he’s trying to make us laugh when he acts like a fool on TV. Now Yankovic has stepped in to make this week’s final presidential debate between Trump and Hillary Clinton a little more palatable, asking tough questions, like “Would you thumb wrestle Vladimir Putin?”, as a vortex to Hell opens up behind him.