The song came out in January, so it was a matter of months, not years. But I think I misheard enough of Lizzo’s “Juice” to warrant its inclusion here. I got the really important stuff straight away—being the whole damn meal, the fundamental untrustworthiness of anyone who denies Lizzo’s bad-bitch status—but there were two bits that I initially found confusing, and felt kind of dumb when I figured them out later. First, it took me way too long to put together that “the Goose” was a reference to Grey Goose vodka, probably because I’m more of a Svedka-on-sale kind of gal. (“Blame it on a goose, huh? Sure, whatever,” I thought to myself.) Second, I probably heard the song a dozen times before I watched a live performance where you could really make out the line “I’m like Chardonnay, get better over time.” I thought Lizzo was saying “I like shining naked better over time,” which, again, just made me go, “body positivity! that’s nice,” before getting back to awkward white-girl bopping. [Katie Rife]