Every once in a while, a pop culture "controversy" will bubble to the surface like so many frothy vomit punchlines told by Glenn Beck, and it will fill you with a vague fog of rage. Certainly something about it makes you angry, but you're not sure what. You need to hone your ire, whittle it down to a sharp prison yard shank of emotion—and The Hater is here to help you. Together we can harness your negativity, which, as we all know, is a great source of energy. Let's Choose Your Outrage!
Yesterday, Oprah issued a decree from her massive O-shaped desk, beneath her custom O-shaped track lighting, in front of the giant, wall-size O-shaped oil painting of her dogs: "KFC wants to do a free chicken giveaway on the show to promote their Kentucky Grilled Chicken," she shouted across the O-shaped Koi pond in the middle of her O-shaped office. "Instead, let's put an online coupon for a free 2-piece chicken meal on our website for the whole nation to download and see how that goes. Oooooooprah end transmission." And so they did.
And apparently it's going pretty badly in some places. There's allegedly some kind of an impromptu sit-in going on at a KFC in NYC, and many, many complaints everywhere about long lines and coupon difficulties.
Choose Your Outrage!
The worst part about this is: