World’s creepiest Beatles fan can soon buy Eleanor Rigby’s grave

Paul McCartney has maintained that he invented the name Eleanor Rigby for the song “Eleanor Rigby” and that there was no real Eleanor Rigby who inspired him, but whether he thinks it influenced him or not, a grave bearing that name does exist in a churchyard near where he and John Lennon met in Liverpool. Now, the rights to that gravesite are up for sale, meaning some big creep can literally entomb themselves in Beatles history. That comes from The Guardian, which says that rights to the grace space will be sold alongside a miniature family bible from 1899 with the name Eleanor Rigby written inside and the original handwritten score to the Beatles song. Both of those are simply material artifacts, though, and they won’t give you the eternal satisfaction of rolling into heaven and telling St. Peter that you got buried in the coolest spot.