Zombieland sequel is very slowly rising from its grave
The original Zombieland came out way back in 2009—just after a plucky young kid named Barack Obama became the President but long before real undead monsters destroyed much of modern civilization—and Sony has been trying to get a sequel going ever since. After all, Zombieland was surprisingly successful, and nearly its entire cast—including a pre-Social Network Jesse Eisenberg and a pre-Harrelsonaissance Woody Harrelson—have quickly become significantly more famous in the years since. However, for reasons that can’t be determined by The A.V. Club’s robust search function, the sequel never happened.