A$AP Rocky now an on-the-record part of extremely normal presidential impeachment hearings

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Now that we have little choice but to make our own fun when contemplating the gently glowing radioactive shitshow that is the American political apparatus, we’ve come up with a couple of little mental games to get ourselves through this long dark night of the American soul. Fun impeachment-themed stuff like “Guess The Next Whistleblower Intimidation Trick,” or “Would You Even Be Able To Tell If Rudy Giuliani Had Rabies Right Now?” Still, our favorite has got to be “What’s The Weirdest Index Entry?” which is where we try, in real time, to figure out what the dumbest or strangest thing will be that still gets mentioned in the index of an academic textbook written about this whole debacle, 40 years down the line.