Long-devoted to its bleak vistas of grim, industrial cityscapes, ABC’s The Bachelor might soon be looking for a change to more exotic scenery as a backdrop for beautiful people making out. As reported by Deadline, ABC has announced Bachelor In Paradise, a spinoff of the dating show that will take former Bachelor and Bachelorette contestants and force them to live together in a fabulous tropical location where they will, presumably, make out with each other. Bachelor host/prisoner Chris Harrison will be hosting, and just try not to read this official statement from ABC in his voice: “[Bachelor In Paradise] will feature new twists, shocking surprises, unexpected guests and some of the most unlikely relationships in Bachelor history.” It cannot be done!