ABC forced to go through with Skating With The Stars, even though the best it could do was land Vince Neil
In order to provide “traditionalists” with the fiber-and-processed-cheese-backed entertainment they so desperately require during the long winter months, ABC has already rushed into production a spin-off of its popular Dancing With The Stars, Skating With The Stars, which takes the giggles of seeing celebrities you sort-of hate forced to dance like monkeys, and adds in the guffaws of possible injuries on ice. It is not at all like Fox’s own attempt to copy Dancing With The Stars, Skating With Celebrities, which is easily discerned by the fact that Skating With Celebrities at least landed Kristy Swanson, Deborah Gibson, and Dave Coulier, while over at Skating With The Stars, according to Deadline, “Real Housewives of New York star Bethenny Frankel is probably the biggest name on the roster.”