New America.gov demonstrates its "super intelligence" by responding to "play Minecraft" prompt with nervous breakdown

The Trump administration's new AI chatbot suffered just a few hiccups in its first few days in contact with actual humans.

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The American government—a real thought leader in the field of “Fuck it, we don’t know, ask the robot”—rolled out its new America.gov web site earlier this week, powered by the cutting edge of whatever artificial intelligence (sorry, “Super Intelligence”) Donald Trump and his cronies could get running on the cheap. As with any public-facing text box in the history of the internet, the new America.gov was not, as far as we can tell, treated in its opening hours of “life” to the litany of form questions it was presumably designed to field with the same basic efficacy as a Google search in 2005; it was instead jammed to the brim with garbage, because if there’s one thing AI is actually good at, it’s creating examples of everything it’s actually really bad at it.

We will note, in the interest of fairness, that at least some of the issues we’re noting here have clearly had some hard caps put on them since stories about America.gov’s issues started circulating. But the screenshots and videos persist, including this Associated Press story where the AI’s reliance on publicly available facts ran counter to the Trump administration’s own ongoing war with reality. (Including stating authoritatively that there was no election tampering in 2020, that human-impacted climate change is real, and that the government department situated in the Pentagon is called the Department Of Defense.)

The really weird stuff didn’t happen, though, until some enterprising mind asked the AI to “play Minecraft.” At which point (per 404 Media), the chatbot began spitting a rambling, digressive story about dreams and awakenings that eagle-eyed readers eventually recognized as a civic-minded version of the esoteric poem that plays when you “beat” the Microsoft-owned sandbox game. (“Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.”)

Sadly, as we noted above, some killjoy at a keyboard has now pretty clearly hard-coded America.gov to no longer respond to requests to play games with sprawling paragraphs of free-form word jazz. Still, it’s a fun reminder that nobody’s actually stress-testing this stuff ahead of time, because why would they? Robot’ll fix it.

 
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