This video comes via an anti teen-pregnancy group from the UK (with a hat tip to Vulture): A Mega Man-like video of a fake Nintendo game advocating for safe sex. It captures the pre-consummation in glorious 8-bit, particularly the part where the guy rushes out to procure a condom, encounters life-sized STI goons, gets drunk, immediately removes all his clothes, picks up life-sized condom, immediately puts it on, rushes home still nude, and commences fucking in the middle of the day. You know, life.