An Elusive Oprah And Denzel Captured During Their Shiniest Moment
It's a well known fact that the holiday season increases humanity's innate attraction to sparkly things. Women wear sequins or gold or silver lamé on purpose, in the hope of looking like walking tree ornaments. Many people purchase glitter or tinsel in large quantities for some reason. And several people ingest really expensive pills in order to give their excrement that festive look (no one actually does this, but, well, people could).
Still, none of that explains this, the upcoming cover of Parade magazine (aka, part of that mass of paper that falls out of your weekend newspaper and spills all over the floor while you're just trying to find the arts section):