Andrés Du Bouchet is both a Conan writer and cast member, and is just hours away from releasing his second stand-up record, 20-Sided Guy. Because The A.V. Club likes comedy, Conan, and general nerdery, we’re premiering one of the album’s best tracks, “String Bean Toddler Train Wreck,” below. Theatrical and absurdly verbose, “String Bean Toddler Train Wreck” isn’t so much a funny bit as it is a performance piece.