Jesus Christ, The Carpenter’s Son is bland Biblical horror
Nicolas Cage parents the messiah during the horror-adjacent The Carpenter’s Son, Christ’s first and most boring temptation.
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Ariana Grande uses Vanity Fair lie detector test to affirm her belief in the moon landing
Despite her confirmation of its existence, the Wicked star doesn’t give a “rat’s ass” about the celestial body when we’re “burning alive” here on Earth.
Elon Musk’s X introduces “Certified Bangers”
The Grok-slopped social media site has a shiny new status symbol for blue checks to covet.
Misery Removed from Steam after DMCA Request from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Developer
Misery, a survival shooter released in October, has been removed from Steam after a DMCA request from S.T.A.L.K.E.R.’s developers.
A new Luther movie’s in the works, this time with Ruth Wilson
Idris Elba will return as the dark and gritty detective for a second movie on Netflix.