Attention, citizens: RoboCop is KFC's new Colonel
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Ready your “I’d buy that for a dollar!” jokes because KFC has unveiled its newest Colonel, and it’s… RoboCop? RoboCop, sure. And as confirmed by /Film, that is indeed Peter Weller’s voice–though whether that’s actually him in the clunky Robo-suit remains a mystery. The fast food brand revealed its latest hire in a series of ads, the first of which is a short news mockumentary in which the president of KFC explains that they needed someone to guard Colonel Sanders’ original secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices. The video exists somewhere in the uncanny valley of irony, where it’s hard to tell if it genuinely looks like a Nathan For You business plan or if it’s self-aware enough to be going for that.