Articles by Andrew Paul
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aux If every COVID-19 commercial feels the same, it’s because they totally are
By Andrew Paul April 16, 2020 | 3:19pm
aux Please meet Toothy Thomas, unofficial mascot of the pandemic
By Andrew Paul April 16, 2020 | 2:30pm
aux "American Pie" songwriter Don McLean says music "doesn't exist" anymore because "no one believes in anything"
By Andrew Paul April 14, 2020 | 5:56pm
aux We never thought we'd say this, but, please, listen to Gene Simmons
By Andrew Paul April 9, 2020 | 3:47pm
aux Hippos even funnier when you pretend their ass is their face, internet discovers
By Andrew Paul April 9, 2020 | 3:02pm
aux Hulk Hogan manages to simultaneously praise and plagiarize God while weighing in on COVID-19
By Andrew Paul April 7, 2020 | 4:33pm
aux Lights Out 's David Sandberg dropped a new horror short for anyone not scared enough alreadyBy Andrew Paul April 2, 2020 | 6:08pm
aux Grimes films music video against green screen, leaving you monsters free to play your little games
By Andrew Paul April 2, 2020 | 3:44pm
aux Logan Paul trying to sell $90,000 couch he calls one of his only “two regrets in life”
By Andrew Paul March 31, 2020 | 8:54pm
aux Jack Black's on TikTok dancing around in his underwear
By Andrew Paul March 31, 2020 | 7:34pm
aux Fess up, Andrew Cuomo: Are your nipples pierced or what?
By Andrew Paul March 31, 2020 | 3:26pm
aux Thank you, Uganda, for gifting us the best coronavirus PSA song of them all
By Andrew Paul March 26, 2020 | 6:01pm
aux Why are Triscuits called Triscuits? One writer's investigation uncovers the shocking truth
By Andrew Paul March 26, 2020 | 3:22pm
aux Call (855) BY-MAGIC to enjoy illusions from the comfort of your quarantine
By Andrew Paul March 24, 2020 | 7:45pm
aux Italy's mayors aren't fucking around when it comes to COVID-19
By Andrew Paul March 24, 2020 | 4:13pm
aux Here's a giant list of museums, aquariums, and Panda Cams to virtually visit while stuck indoors
By Andrew Paul March 19, 2020 | 4:27pm
aux "If I get corona, I get corona": Meet the spring-breaking teens who will destroy us all
By Andrew Paul March 19, 2020 | 3:01pm
aux The Metropolitan Opera is streaming free nightly operas for self-isolating culture vultures
By Andrew Paul March 17, 2020 | 8:37pm
aux In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu doodles in this free-to-download Lovecraft coloring book
By Andrew Paul March 17, 2020 | 6:15pm
aux Need a distraction? Help solve the Internet's oldest mystery, Markovian Parallax Denigrate
By Andrew Paul March 12, 2020 | 6:00pm
aux People are swiping right on Tinder to get coronavirus news from Wuhan
By Andrew Paul March 10, 2020 | 5:24pm
