• aux News anchor caught zoning out becomes patron saint of midday boredom By Clayton Purdom April 10, 2017 | 5:08pm
• aux Say happy Incept Day to Leon, the rogue replicant in Blade Runner By Clayton Purdom April 10, 2017 | 4:12pm
• aux This ’80s sitcom theme song applies to everything By Clayton Purdom April 7, 2017 | 4:12pm
• aux Watch a guy “Give It Away” (give it away, give it away now) in 22 different styles By Clayton Purdom April 7, 2017 | 3:47pm
• aux Man attempts to pull a Kendall Jenner, is swiftly apprehended by authorities By Clayton Purdom April 7, 2017 | 3:05pm
• music The New Pornographers, Arca, Joey Badass, and more in this week’s music reviews By Nina Corcoran, Clayton Purdom, Sean O'Neal, Katie Rife, Kyle Ryan, Erik Adams, Alex McLevy April 7, 2017 | 5:00am
• aux This oral history of Something Awful shows the internet at its best and its worst By Clayton Purdom April 6, 2017 | 8:36pm
• aux Good internet cat takes a load off By Clayton Purdom April 6, 2017 | 6:52pm
• aux Watch Bill O’Reilly rail against Ludacris as “a man who degrades women” By Clayton Purdom April 6, 2017 | 4:27pm
• music What are you listening to this week? By Clayton Purdom, Danette Chavez, Ignatiy Vishnevetsky, Laura Adamczyk, Sean O'Neal April 6, 2017 | 5:00am
• aux The man who shot Kendrick Lamar’s breathtaking “Humble” video breaks it down By Clayton Purdom April 5, 2017 | 9:11pm
• aux Handsome man John Stamos proposes to some guy’s girlfriend for him By Clayton Purdom April 5, 2017 | 8:09pm
• aux Watch Darth Vader crack a bunch of shitty dad jokes By Clayton Purdom April 5, 2017 | 7:33pm
• aux Some wonderful jackasses remade the entire new Spider-Man trailer By Clayton Purdom April 5, 2017 | 6:54pm
• aux Real-life clowns are super pissed that It is being remade By Clayton Purdom April 5, 2017 | 6:31pm
• aux Let’s remember the quaint apocalyptic hysteria of the Y2K bug By Clayton Purdom April 4, 2017 | 6:06pm
• aux Sean Spicer picked a fight with the wrong journalism outlet By Clayton Purdom April 4, 2017 | 4:48pm
• aux Watch a chimp throw shit at an old lady By Clayton Purdom April 4, 2017 | 4:46pm
• aux McDonald’s: Please bring back Szechuan sauce for Rick And Morty fans By Clayton Purdom April 4, 2017 | 3:52pm
• aux Even Legion’s soundtrack is engineered to weird you out By Clayton Purdom April 3, 2017 | 6:42pm
• aux Reddit gave its users something to fight over besides anime and cucks By Clayton Purdom April 3, 2017 | 5:25pm