• aux Attempt to design Taco Bell secret menu items results in crime against god By Clayton Purdom March 28, 2017 | 4:44pm
• aux Stretch Armstrong: It’s time to die By Clayton Purdom March 28, 2017 | 2:56pm
• aux Little girl mistakes water heater for robot, welcomes it to Earth, hugs it, is great By Clayton Purdom March 28, 2017 | 2:10pm
• aux The Avengers watch the Justice League trailer, decide it looks pretty okay, actually By Clayton Purdom March 27, 2017 | 5:50pm
• aux Watch some chill bros petition their city council to build a Paul Walker statue By Clayton Purdom March 27, 2017 | 5:39pm
• aux Life remains unfair for emo President Donald Trump By Clayton Purdom March 27, 2017 | 3:35pm
• aux Cracker Barrel is being forced to answer for firing some random guy’s wife By Clayton Purdom March 24, 2017 | 6:03pm
• film We cautiously suggest that a Matrix reboot is a fine idea By Clayton Purdom March 24, 2017 | 5:35pm
• film Get outta here, 10 Things I Hate About You: 10 movies that embody the ’90s By Nathan Rabin, Nick Wanserski, Gwen Ihnat, Esther Zuckerman, Sean O'Neal, Erik Adams, Alex McLevy, William Hughes, Matt Gerardi, Clayton Purdom March 24, 2017 | 5:00am
• music What are you listening to this week? By Kelsey J. Waite, Clayton Purdom, Kyle Ryan, Kevin Pang, Sean O'Neal March 24, 2017 | 5:00am
• aux Trump responds to health care setback by sitting in big truck, honking horn By Clayton Purdom March 23, 2017 | 9:02pm
• music Drake’s More Life doesn’t know what the hell it wants to be, which makes it great By Clayton Purdom March 23, 2017 | 8:30pm
• aux Celebrate National Puppy Day with this endless stream of good-ass dogs By Clayton Purdom March 23, 2017 | 7:25pm
• games Everyone should play Everything, the beautiful, bizarre game about, well, everything By Clayton Purdom March 23, 2017 | 5:00am
• aux Read This: Everybody in the NBA is obsessed with PB&J sandwiches By Clayton Purdom March 22, 2017 | 6:13pm
• aux Joe Biden meets a dog named Joe Biden in most Joe Biden story imaginable By Clayton Purdom March 22, 2017 | 5:45pm
• aux Rogue One fulfills its destiny, is spliced with beginning of A New Hope By Clayton Purdom March 22, 2017 | 4:52pm
• aux Jared Kushner is erecting a huge dildo at 666 5th Ave. By Clayton Purdom March 22, 2017 | 3:49pm
• aux This short, creepy video is pure, undiluted internet weirdness By Clayton Purdom March 21, 2017 | 5:08pm
• aux Let’s check in on Trump’s border wall, which is definitely going smoothly By Clayton Purdom March 21, 2017 | 4:32pm
• aux A brief history of the far right trying and failing to co-opt pop culture By Clayton Purdom March 21, 2017 | 3:38pm