Articles by Clayton Purdom
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aux Attempt to design Taco Bell secret menu items results in crime against god
By Clayton Purdom March 28, 2017 | 4:44pm
aux Stretch Armstrong: It’s time to die
By Clayton Purdom March 28, 2017 | 2:56pm
aux Little girl mistakes water heater for robot, welcomes it to Earth, hugs it, is great
By Clayton Purdom March 28, 2017 | 2:10pm
aux The Avengers watch the Justice League trailer, decide it looks pretty okay, actually
By Clayton Purdom March 27, 2017 | 5:50pm
aux Watch some chill bros petition their city council to build a Paul Walker statue
By Clayton Purdom March 27, 2017 | 5:39pm
aux Life remains unfair for emo President Donald Trump
By Clayton Purdom March 27, 2017 | 3:35pm
aux Cracker Barrel is being forced to answer for firing some random guy’s wife
By Clayton Purdom March 24, 2017 | 6:03pm
film We cautiously suggest that a Matrix reboot is a fine idea
By Clayton Purdom March 24, 2017 | 5:35pm
film Get outta here, 10 Things I Hate About You : 10 movies that embody the ’90s
By Nathan Rabin, Nick Wanserski, Gwen Ihnat, Esther Zuckerman, Sean O'Neal, Erik Adams, Alex McLevy, William Hughes, Matt Gerardi, Clayton Purdom March 24, 2017 | 5:00am
music What are you listening to this week?
By Kelsey J. Waite, Clayton Purdom, Kyle Ryan, Kevin Pang, Sean O'Neal March 24, 2017 | 5:00am
aux Trump responds to health care setback by sitting in big truck, honking horn
By Clayton Purdom March 23, 2017 | 9:02pm
music Drake’s More Life doesn’t know what the hell it wants to be, which makes it great
By Clayton Purdom March 23, 2017 | 8:30pm
aux Celebrate National Puppy Day with this endless stream of good-ass dogs
By Clayton Purdom March 23, 2017 | 7:25pm
games Everyone should play Everything , the beautiful, bizarre game about, well, everything
By Clayton Purdom March 23, 2017 | 5:00am
aux Read This: Everybody in the NBA is obsessed with PB&J sandwiches
By Clayton Purdom March 22, 2017 | 6:13pm
aux Joe Biden meets a dog named Joe Biden in most Joe Biden story imaginable
By Clayton Purdom March 22, 2017 | 5:45pm
aux Rogue One fulfills its destiny, is spliced with beginning of A New Hope By Clayton Purdom March 22, 2017 | 4:52pm
aux Jared Kushner is erecting a huge dildo at 666 5th Ave.
By Clayton Purdom March 22, 2017 | 3:49pm
aux This short, creepy video is pure, undiluted internet weirdness
By Clayton Purdom March 21, 2017 | 5:08pm
aux Let’s check in on Trump’s border wall, which is definitely going smoothly
By Clayton Purdom March 21, 2017 | 4:32pm
aux A brief history of the far right trying and failing to co-opt pop culture
By Clayton Purdom March 21, 2017 | 3:38pm
