Articles by Gabe Worgaftik
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aux These human-face dog muzzles will probably be the last thing you see before you die
By Gabe Worgaftik June 14, 2019 | 4:19pm
aux Conan O'Brien and Billy Eichner playing Crash Team Racing is a complete mess
By Gabe Worgaftik June 12, 2019 | 4:04pm
aux Watch a surprise trailer for a surprise The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild sequel
By Gabe Worgaftik June 11, 2019 | 5:46pm
aux People are confusing this security footage of an alien for Dobby the house elf
By Gabe Worgaftik June 11, 2019 | 4:24pm
aux Hear Vampire Weekend cover the Parks and Recreation theme song
By Gabe Worgaftik June 10, 2019 | 5:03pm
aux Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to an MMA fight and Conor McGregor wants to host it
By Gabe Worgaftik June 10, 2019 | 4:06pm
aux Today in pissed-off weathermen: Guy calls out corporate overlords for their shitty storm alert system
By Gabe Worgaftik June 7, 2019 | 5:34pm
aux Glenn Close discovers Snapchat, turns into Woody Harrelson
By Gabe Worgaftik June 6, 2019 | 5:00pm
aux The FBI just released its Bigfoot file
By Gabe Worgaftik June 5, 2019 | 7:01pm
aux Congratulations, gamers: Xbox is now body wash
By Gabe Worgaftik June 5, 2019 | 4:49pm
aux Ken Jennings honors the incredible streak of fallen Jeopardy! champ James Holzhauer
By Gabe Worgaftik June 4, 2019 | 4:56pm
aux Drake's Home Alone trolling of Kevin Durant catches Macauley Culkin's attention
By Gabe Worgaftik June 3, 2019 | 4:14pm
aux Kid Rock apparently divorced Pamela Anderson because of Borat
By Gabe Worgaftik May 31, 2019 | 5:05pm
aux Billie Eilish's "Bad Guy" is now a meme, for 'twas ever thus
By Gabe Worgaftik May 30, 2019 | 6:16pm
aux The Sonic trailer's been recut with the speedy blue hedgehog as you've always known him
By Gabe Worgaftik May 29, 2019 | 4:55pm
aux Here's 5 minutes of Game of Thrones' Hound just roasting the everloving fuck out of people
By Gabe Worgaftik May 28, 2019 | 7:32pm
aux Arnold Schwarzenegger conducts surprise AMA, reveals hilarious rejected Commando scene
By Gabe Worgaftik May 23, 2019 | 6:55pm
aux Gwendoline Christie on a potential Brienne and Tormund romance: “Yeah, maybe he has a chance"
By Gabe Worgaftik May 23, 2019 | 6:23pm
aux Matthew McConaughey spoke at Guy Fieri's Hollywood Walk Of Fame ceremony
By Gabe Worgaftik May 23, 2019 | 4:52pm
aux Watch Fred Willard square off against Ted Cruz's mythical "space pirates"
By Gabe Worgaftik May 22, 2019 | 9:16pm
aux Get Involved, Internet: Let's make Danny DeVito the new Wolverine
By Gabe Worgaftik May 22, 2019 | 6:59pm
