Averse to picking up dog poop? There’s an app for that

How does the American economy even work in 2016? No one seems totally sure, though there are plenty of wonky articles on the subject, for those who care to read such things. Anyone composing a 10,000-word think piece on the sharing economy, however, will have to contend with a ludicrous new development: Pooper, a subscription-based app that connects incredibly lazy dog owners with people willing to pick up dog poop. “Your dog’s poop in someone else’s hands,” goes the tragicomic slogan. So it’s come to this, has it? The name, one guesses, is meant to evoke Uber. Hey, as long as people are willing to schlep other people around in their cars, might as well have ’em scoop up canine feces as well. Pooper users can subscribe at a variety of levels, depending on how often their dogs shit. The thing’s already being beta-tested in Frisco, New York, and L.A.