Awkwafina to star in adaptation of The Last Adventure Of Constance Verity

Soon there will be only two kinds of movies: Those that star Awkwafina, and those that do not. And honestly, that’s 100 percent okay. The rapper-turned-mega-acclaimed actress is adding yet another project to her growing to-do list, as Deadline reports that she’s signed on to headline The Last Adventure Of Constance Verity for Legendary. Based on the fantasy novel by A. Lee Martinez, the story follows the eponymous Constance, a young woman whose entire existence revolves around fighting an epic battle against evil, supernatural forces. Since the day she was born, it seems that this has been Constance’s purpose in the universe, so it makes sense that she’d eventually get tired of saving the world all the damn time and just want to do normal things, like kiss boys and eat cheeseburgers or whatever the kids do these days. Unfortunately, like Buffy Summers before her, Constance is “the chosen one,” which makes it nearly impossible to have anything resembling a normal social life. Let a girl binge Love Island already, damn.