Bask in the unmitigated gall of these obvious advertising rip-offs of well-known songs

Ah, advertising: The grand pursuit of selling human emotions back to the people who feel them. At its best, a great ad is a form of Don Draper-esque high art; more often, though, it’s a crude copy of something real, a notion that’s heavily emphasized whenever the commercial in question features an actual crude copy of a popular song in order to make its pitch.
Pitchfork ran an article digging deep into the phenomenon this week, even going so far as to track down some of the producers who make a living—and fund their own, more original endeavors—by creating these audio simulacra. Still, just reading about it can’t really capture the bizarre feeling of hearing what sounds like a song you’ve heard a billion times before, only to realize that there’s something vaguely off about it, usually while images of an Audi flash past your eyes. (As we’ll see in a second, Audi pulls this particular shit a lot.)
Songs like Eminem’s instantly recognizable “Lose Yourself,” and its equally recognizable copies in the hands of New Zealand’s National Party (litigation pending), or, again, those music lovers at Audi:
Speaking of Audi, it was also one of the targets of a series of blog posts from Icelandic feelings band Sigur Rós a few years back, calling out any number of companies for ripping off their well-known sound. The advertising-averse band went so far as to post an email it got from a marketing firm representing Audi, asking for use of one of its songs in an ad. Not long after they were turned down, this hit TVs (and apparently won an advertising award for its score, which, neat!):