Breaking Bad meets Punch-Drunk Love... SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP

Before we get started, we should probably throw up a big, fat SPOILER ALERT. If you haven’t seen the latest episode of Breaking Bad, “Hazard Pay,” you might want to step out of the room. Not that anything is given away in this brief mashup of “Hazard Pay” and Paul Thomas Anderson's Punch-Drunk Love—it’s just that Anna Gunn’s mini-meltdown is best first experienced within the context of the show, and not as part of a simulated shouting match with phone-sex-hotline/mattress entrepreneur Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Okay, we’ll shut, shut, shut, shut up now.