CBS renews CBS, essentially
CBS will remain CBS for the foreseeable future: The network renewed 18 series today, including every Chuck Lorre comedy it didn’t order three seasons of yesterday and no-brainers like NCIS and 60 Minutes. (Or, as those two programs are known to CBS’ target demographic—your parents—“everything that’s on TV.”) The mass stay of execution leaves only four series in a state of uncertainty: The Mentalist, The Crazy Ones, Intelligence, and Friends With Better Lives. And the last of those four shows hasn’t even premiered yet, so the network is really only biding its time with The Simon Baker Observes That “Red John” Is Probably Still Out There Hour, Robin Williams Pulls Crazy Faces To The Dismay Of Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Chuck (Not Chuck).