Cintra Wilson: Colors Insulting To Nature
The subtitle of Cintra Wilson's essay collection A Massive Swelling: Celebrity Re-Examined As A Grotesque Crippling Disease might have made a good alternate title for her lacerating comic novel Colors Insulting To Nature, if only things went better for her stargazing heroine. Raised on a crash diet of triumph-over-adversity storylines—her favorites are Ice Castles and Fame—trailer-trash dreamer Liza Normal believes she's not only destined for celebrity, but entitled to it. To her mind, whatever terrible obstacles litter her Yellow Brick Road will just make her achievements seem that much more unlikely and inspiring, making them great fodder for the talk-show circuit and revenge for all the sleazebags who wronged her along the way. At first, Wilson seems to believe in the Hollywood formula, too: She repeatedly beats the poor girl down, but each humiliation only fortifies Liza's resolve, setting her up for a hard-won victory in the end. And yet Wilson can't stop herself from meting out more punishment, which leads the book into ever darker and funnier corners of semi-stardom, where has-beens debase never-weres in a vicious hierarchy of abuse.